I’m not even sorry
ON THIS DAY, MANKIND WAS TAUNTED A SECOND TIME
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
We lived in fear of the Titans farting in our general direction…
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE